Oh, yeah. The hardcore lumpen are never getting the shot, no matter who endorses it. But maybe if some people see Fascist Barbie here getting, it might spur them to go for it.

Reap what you sow, Feckless.

Can you please just go quietly live off your parent’s money?

There’s only one true expert on aliens:

These fuckers would be pathetic if they weren’t so dangerous. They are showing again and again they will spout any gibberish to try and retain power. I want to hope more people are realizing if Ted Cruz says something, you can take it as a complete lie. But I’ve lived too long and hope is for suckers.

Dunno what Britney is trying to say but if that was my phone the message would be “My sister’s cat is stepping all over the screen. #FreeBritney”

He meant boner.

This comment is not getting nearly the attention it deserves.

At this point, if you told me Greenberg and Gaetz were running a dogfighting ring franchise company with convenient locations throughout Florida, it won’t come as a shock.

If only she was a sleazy orange-tinted conman. They woulda shook her hand and congratulated her for her business acumen.

Yes! They’re the lowlifes from just about any ‘80s cop show! That’s perfect.

All this AND sex trafficking? Man, that Joel is a real go-getter. Gaetz found a perfect role-model in this bro.

Not an impersonation...a tribute!

Ya gotta have the badge and lights to justify the guns and body armor. That’s just a fact.

Because Kardashian.

“Tiffany is so, like, hot, man! Reminds me of this one HS cheerleader I “dated” last month. Wanna see her picture? Hey...where ya goin’? McCarthy! C’mon, man! You’re bein’ a total fuckin’ Kinzinger, right now!”

Whitmer is a power-mad dictator! She’s trying to steal our freedomz just because some people maybe got sick and died or whatever! /s

And this is why I luvs ya :)

Oh, that motherfucker needed his face to meet a sack of doorknobs.

C’mon, you’re not interested in what Ross has been up to all theses years?