At this point, if you told me Greenberg and Gaetz were running a dogfighting ring franchise company with convenient locations throughout Florida, it won’t come as a shock.

If only she was a sleazy orange-tinted conman. They woulda shook her hand and congratulated her for her business acumen.

Yes! They’re the lowlifes from just about any ‘80s cop show! That’s perfect.

All this AND sex trafficking? Man, that Joel is a real go-getter. Gaetz found a perfect role-model in this bro.

Not an impersonation...a tribute!

Ya gotta have the badge and lights to justify the guns and body armor. That’s just a fact.

Because Kardashian.

“Tiffany is so, like, hot, man! Reminds me of this one HS cheerleader I “dated” last month. Wanna see her picture? Hey...where ya goin’? McCarthy! C’mon, man! You’re bein’ a total fuckin’ Kinzinger, right now!”

Whitmer is a power-mad dictator! She’s trying to steal our freedomz just because some people maybe got sick and died or whatever! /s

And this is why I luvs ya :)

Oh, that motherfucker needed his face to meet a sack of doorknobs.

C’mon, you’re not interested in what Ross has been up to all theses years?

I had a boss who thought nothing of having employees run his personal errands, often using company vehicles. He one time had me and another guy take a van to a local office supply store to pick up a desk, file cabinet, bookcase and chair and take it to his house where his wife directed us to bring in the furniture and…

That is fantastic. May you have hundreds and hundreds more days of heath and peace :)

Yeah, I know. It’s very sad, is all. And I guess if it does turn out to be true, I’m not all that optimistic that Gaetz will get all that he deserves.

Actually, my feeling is that Philip’s decline began during the Obama administration. He just couldn’t handle the shock of a black man being POTUS. When will Obama take responsibility for killing this beloved Prince?

True. While it might change the legalities, he’s still a pig.

Really? Dammit....these fucking scumbags...

If a true meritocracy was  real, Tucker Carlson would be a dishwasher.

It’s seems pretty clear he’s a fuckboi clown. But I’m hoping the allegation about the 17 yo turns out to be false only so there is no underage victim of this pig. Beyond that, Gaetz can have all the public humiliation he can eat.