Now waiting on a statement from a group of soccer moms in Topeka, KS asserting that Matt Gaetz never paid any of them for sex. Then it’s case closed, folks! Even for a Republican, Gaetz’s strategy in handling this whole thing has been jaw-droppingly stupid.

Life happens, best laid plans and all that. But yeah, you gotta be honest about what’s happening. And whatever is happening now for each of you doesn’t necessarily rule out the Golden Girls retirement you both talked about. The pathway to that took some unforeseen twists, is all.

Who looks at Parscale at this point and thinks “Yes! I need this brilliant operative on my campaign team!” Holy shit....

The hypocrisy is sooo deep at this point, people like this must live in deep sea diver suits 24/7.

We all get Bernie is a man of the people and lovable curmudgeon. But yeah, man, in your position you need good gear to help you do your job. Lighting, camera, mic, bandwidth. Your staff has no excuse for leaving you in the dark, whether you care about it or not.

No one offered to let von der Leyen sit on their lap? Progress!

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/mississippi

WTF, Simon & Schuster.

Get a brain, MUONS!

All the steriods and hormones in the meat. Or the pesticides on the vegetables. Or the lead in the water. Or....what meow?

But...but....what about civility and unity? Won’t someone please think of someone?!?!

I luvs me a nicely seared hunk of dead animal as much as the next bloodthirsty barbarian but even I need to toss a salad occasionally.

Basically they’re the same as the annoying <insert group here> everyone <who ain’t them but quite probably has their own group> hates.

Sure. Yes. My point, at least, is what a dopey statement that is. Doesn’t seem to create much doubt if you come right out and say you’re there just to create doubt. Perhaps trump lumpen and QNuts will happily take the word of some rando who used to work for Gaetz, I doubt very many of the rest of us will.

Yeah, well, I got hit as a kid. A lot. I sure as fuck didn’t “turn out fine”. Probably one of the worst things was when I read that people who grew up in abusive households tend to repeat the cycles of abuse. For that exact reason I never had kids of my own. I was terrified I’d be like that, too. Ironically when I…

Good point. Maybe the best point.

Well, I’m here to give total credit to these allegations and I have no evidence, either! Touche’!

Um, no Matt...I’m pretty sure they are just coming for you, ya creepy piece of shit.

Been to Graceland many times but it’s been quite a few years since the last visit. Great tip\reminder :)

Today was a gorgeous day in Chicago. Sunny, low 60's light wind. Perfect day for a bike ride. As I pedaled through the light holiday traffic, kinda just aimlessly roaming and minding my own beeswax...I found myself nearing the friendly confines of Wrigley Field. Today happened to be a game day. I got closer and the…