“My car was repossessed and my home is going into foreclosure but the one thing that keeps me up at night is people are not allowed to take a full deduction on what they spend at Mar-A-Lago! What kind of socialist hellhole are we living in?!?!”

Well, if y’all had taken your hydroxychloroquine and disinfectant injections like you were advised by your stable genius president, you wouldn't be in this predicament right now.

McConnell is doing the absolute bare minimum he thinks he can get away with to try and buy the Georgia runoff. We’ve needed on-going continuous aid that, by the way, would’ve helped people stay safer during this lil’ pandemic thing we got going on. Fucking evil poisonous turtle motherfucker.

Yes. The algorithm is faulty. That’s it. That’s what happened. Crazy, right? 

Even though Kemp knows the true source of all the hate and threats against his family, he still doesn’t have the balls to call out Trump. What a coward.

The F-402 fits my hand better but yeah....Zebra makes some good pens.

The F-402 fits my hand better but yeah....Zebra makes some good pens.

“I told Trump his password was stupid when he gave it to me.”

Screaming obcenities at your employees doesn’t make a you a tough-but-fair, decisive leader. Just means you’re an asshole. Cruise’s message is correct, his management style is garbage.

Also not a fan of the dots.

That salad gave me e.coli, I do believe.

McConaughey...you know...he’s a thinker, outside the box kinda guy, just askin’ questions.

The kids are brave soldiers falling in defense of Real American™ values in the War On Christmas! The Xmas Tree of Liberty needs to be fed with the decomposing cadavers of patriots!

“Santa, I would like a new bicycle for Christmas.”

Yes, but she was quite unhappy doing so.

That’s a lot of words. A Real American Man™ ain’t got time to read all those words, much less make sense outta them.

Ok, Joe...whatever you say....sigh...

Did Miller recommend this stuff to Giuliani?

Well, I dunno. Done my share of cold-hearted shit. And hey...as the years have played out, seems she was correct. I wasn’t the right man for anyone. She was just ahead of the curve.

Same demographic here (a little older but not officially senior yet) with some per-existing conditions. I’m figuring late spring\early summer. It is what it is, right? They got to prioritize one way or another. My only problem will be wealthy entitled assholes buying their way into the front of the queue. 

Maybe call your local or county health dept and see if they have any guidelines yet.