Maybe they needed one parent around to sign checks.

Friends are nice. It’s great to make new friends. Think of all the nice brunches and shopping trips Aunt Becky will have with her new friends on the outside. Nice!

I was never a fan of Russian literature so obviously I’m missing the point. But I am a big fan of sex dungeons so let’s go with that.

Probably right. It’s tough now to sort the lackeys from the hacks who all may be criminals....

Is Melania testing out a new ‘do for when she starts taking “golf lessons” from the Mar-a-Lago pro?

Remember that woman who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay couples back in the day? Kinda the vibe I’m getting off this woman.

Trump will use the turkeys as hostages, threatening to have Stephen Miller bite their heads off on live TV if we don’t declare Trump president for life. Then Miller will do it anyway just for fun.

Wait....what now?

No but just saying that to preempt the slime’s inevitable rejection of my advances.

Exactly. Go on reddit and check out the /guns sub. Look at how many people are proud to post pictures of their arsenals. The number of weapons some of them own is truly mind-boggling. Doubt very many of them would consider giving up their babies.

Would just like to say....fuck you, insomnia. You suck.

I’ve eyeballed a couple of those 3d projects, too. I don’t think I got the patience I used to have for them.

I’ve started looking into ketamine therapy for depression\PTSD. My therapist has cautiously endorsed trying it though with the same caveats you mention. Don’t expect it to be a magical cure that erases decades of damage. I’m game to try but the major stumbling block looks like the cost.

Now now....You’re letting your brain get overheated with too much thinking. Here, have some laudanum elixir. 

When I heard Powell start in about the vast communist conspiracy, I really wanted her to start waving around papers claiming she had lists of subversives who have infiltrated the entire election system nationwide. Harkening back to the halcyon days of Tailgunner Joe McCarthy. Ah yes... those were simpler times....

Actually, I hope she’s mercilessly harassed every day for the rest of her goddamn life. 

President Orange Pissbaby: “Please help me commit election fraud to prove there’s election fraud!” This really is approaching Hitler’s bunker-level insanity.

Ms. Reynolds, you make many fair points. But...however...if I may...uhh..hmm...

What a great use of police funding. Juuuust marvelous /s