This is the most dignified Rudy has looked in many many years. Are we sure this isn’t his flesh mask dissolving to reveal his true reptilian visage?

Not on IG so I hope some kind of transcript will be available here later on. Katie Porter is one of the people this country can be proud of in these dark days.

They may be. But it’s the shit they get distracted by that’s disturbing. Too often the shiny object hold s a thirty-round magazine.

Who are you people?

Trump got over 73 million votes. 73 million. That is a lot of angry vengeful losers.

Password? More like awesome tattoo.

y’all are thinking the same thing....

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A series of slow pogroms.

Handler : Cuomo : Cent

I wish my self-indulgant tears tasted like Pepsi. But they only taste like bitter blog comments.

Trump was too busy fucking up the Defense Dept.

I’m old so my memory may be a bit spotty but...didn’t the House Dems put together a package months ago that McConnell never even brought to the Senate floor for a debate, much less a vote?

Fold it into the QAnon whackjobery and you are on to something there, my friend. All that’s left is how to monetize that shit.

All this nasty election business. What’s a poor lil ol’ senator to make of it all? Rafael! Bring a cool damp cloth for my brow, oh won’t you?

Every Trump family fart gets blamed on Eric.

Bless your heart. Please do accept an invite to my next party:

I wouldn’t bet against ya on that.

Holy shit, you guys! The secrets are out!

Now we talking policy, baby!