She got her fashion sense from her old man. The only guy who can make a crazy expensive suit look like he fished out of a dumpster.

I, for one, welcome our Platypus Overlords. Time for some other mammals to take over this spinning rock. Maybe they can avoid destroying it.

Hey! Science is science. Discoveries come in serendipitous ways. Just roll with it. Btw....got any more singles? Ya know....for research.

damn you

Nothing says Halloween shenanigans like a visit from Dr. Phil.

I saw the headline to this piece and said “Oh hell no. Not now. I can’t.” I’m sure I’ll read it eventually but.... Esther, you’re great, but I ain’t got it in me right now.

Always a sales pitch. Always a con job.

I knew I had to get it in there somewhere :)

Says the woman who, if she wanted an abortion regardless of the laws of her country, could go literally anywhere in the world to have one. Sorry you peasants can’t do that but if you had architected your birth into a wealthy influential family, that empowering paradigm would be available to you, too. As that foreigner …

Did Trump Tell Lil Wayne he’d get the plan done in two weeks?

Maybe her beloved president could demonstrate what he was saying on her at a private Oval Office meeting.

We can’t wear masks! The Satanic pedophiles will take away our gunz and make us work on collective 5G farms!

Boof! There it is!

“It’s not just that we can be better, it’s that we have to be better. We’re not good enough right now.”

Ditto. And I conjured up up some particular Styles style quasi-Fifty-Shades scenario because...well....because it’s my fantasy so shut up.

Ok, I see. Based on that, he’s probably more Trumpist that I think as I’ve never seen him wear a mask so yeah.....

And you could be very right. I’ll never know unless he volunteers that info. All I know is he’s recptive to talking. He’s doesn’t automatically try to defend Trump. I tell him Biden was not my choice but here we are. So.....

Well, I do think he believes Trump is an asshole. But he does fall back on the Biden- is-just-another-career-politician line often. So like maybe what chardonnayandswisscakesrolls said is the best outcome. Maybe he won’t vote at all.

McConaughey is the golden retriever I never had.

It’s depressing to think the universe had nothing better to do than join Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox together.