I have a neighbor who’s not a total Trump supporter....more of a “But is Biden really better?” kinda guy. An argument that seems to make him ponder more has been “You see what’s happening here with rising covid cases. You hear what Trump is saying about the pandemic out on the campaign trail. Does it add up? Who do…

You are spot on. But I need to eke out some kinda humor or I dunno if I can make it to election day. But no complacency. The fascist turn out will be increasing. My deepest dread is Trump the rabid animal is being pushed deeper into a corner every day. What insanity is he going to try as a last ditch attempt?

Even if he had the money, all he knows is the grift. Fleecing the lumpen is his only skill.

All the stars for the good Kayleigh. May she romp in infinite springtime pastures.

{probably just cold af out there <shrug>

For some reason, mixing those foods together just doesn’t work for me. Probably because seafood in general is fine but mac & cheese is heaven pure and simple.

A crunchy topping is fine. Truffles? Peasant that I am, I don’t think I’ve ever had a truffle anything. Next you’ll be telling me I should occasionally wear a shirt with a collar like some British dandy.

<choking noises>

In fairness, I’m sure he personally didn’t whip up this travesty (Does Drake cook? Have a cook? All take-out all the time?). But when presented with the menu did he request this? Get talked into it? Say “Suprise me!”? Who knows!

I’m sure some five star chef makes amazing lobster mac & cheese but I’ve never been anywhere where it was very good. It’s now firmly in my “Concept is better than reality” category.

Not totally against adding something to mac & cheese like crumbled bacon bits. But raisins? Hell, why don’tcha throw a grapefruit in there, monster?

Man, why you gotta fuck with mac & cheese? It’s perfect and beautiful as is and it loves you so much. It’s always there for you. Always. But no....you gotta get all fancy and throw weird shit it it that doesn’t belong. Mac & cheese is disappointed in you...but will never turn its back on you. You remember that next…

“I was standing my ground! Paul came at me with what I thought was some kinda rabid animal on top of his head! Had to shoot!”

I wish Paul’s neighbor would just kick his ass again.

Wow. Well. I really don’t know what to say. This is more positive feedback than I received from my last therapist. You’re very kind and very generous to offer to talk. I am on Discord and also almost never use it. I have to sit with this offer for a bit. I’ve so isolated myself in about the last five years that even…

Soggy cheese? No thank you!

“But you can also come into the election board HQ in person with 6 pieces of ID that must all match exactly and all have current photos attached. Don’t forget to get them notarized. The board office is open every other day from 11 am to 3 pm. Please note the office is closed for lunch from noon to 2 pm.”

You’d think as a lazy lump of congealed grease, this would appeal to Trump. “Yeah, to stay safe, you all gotta do these things. So go do ‘em and don’t bother me.”

“The Trumps were much more excited to see this T-Rex walking across the South Lawn, as the visage of such a beast transported them back to the days when America was truly at its greatest.”

I am chocolate covered raisons d’être and I approve this message.