Time is running out and shit is bad for Prezdint Traitor McPlague. He needs to speak his truth plainly to the lumpen.

It’s great all these people are doing things and being things and going to things.

Just kiddin’ around, man. I apologize for getting your hopes up.

We already know the Trump family gene pool is a Superfund site. Almost frightening to think what might still be hidden.

Is that what they call synergy?

Your dealer isn’t doing non-contact deliveries?

Yet that’s 42 more tickets than what would’ve sold in non-pandemic times.

And another thing MEGHAN.

Of course. Shoulda known.

She wasn’t “explaining” anything. Just vomiting up the garbage she consumed.

Huzzah! I’m cool again!

At this point, I think we can safely assume it’s every illegal/unethical thing Trump has done in office projected onto Obama to rile up his lumpen supporters and help soothe his brittle ego.

Yeah, isn’t this a civil matter? If she’s violating an NDA, she would be sued, right? Also wouldn’t the book have to come out first before the NDA is violated? Like you’d use the NDA to threaten before publication but until it out here where is the foul?

Obamagate! You know what he did!

Bonus for these fascists: They didn’t even have to plan this euthanasia program! In yer face, stupid original Nazis!

But....but...I don’t wanna wear a maaaaaaaask!

Yeah, Trump has no grand strategy. He just hates non-white people. He leaves the details to flunkys like Miller.

Let us pray to Grumpy Cat and Pizza Rat. Amen.

Jezeus commands them! Or some shit like that....

What more can be said about Junior? He’s the pathetic offspring of one of the ugliest people this country has ever produced.