Man, it’s a good thing people are still cruising along on the $1200 stimulus money or this could be a huge disaster. Thank Jezeus for the bigly competent and compassionate Trump administration. Crisis aaa-verted amirite?

Maybe!

They are the good guys with guns. The Republic™ is secure.

It’ll become like a Futurama thing where all their talking heads are preserved in jars for eternity.

Ah... you’re right. When will we stop holding him to such impossibly high standards? UNFAIR!

Mark looks a little gristly but Patty appears finely marbled. Possibly already marinated.

Wait...so he’s admitting the lovely Patty knows nothing about guns yet there she is out in public waving one around like a lunatic?

Yeah it’s totally possible that the recoil could place her gun in her mouth. Probably fly out of her hand at minimum. She has zero control over it. If she had any training, she forgot it all after the third Old-Fashioned. Mark ain’t doing much better but yeah...at least his finger is off the trigger.

Let’s assume for a moment that Trump is not Putin’s gimp (he totally is). You get the news that Russia may be paying the Taliban a bounty for dead American troops. You’re Commander-In-Chief, the guy who loves the troops more than any president in the history of the US. How do you not come out proclaiming you’re going…

That’s my question about these fuckwits. They weren’t just standing on their property with firearms. They were pointing them at people on the street (as well as each other a few times ‘cuz.....derp). Patty is waving her pistol all over the goddamn place with her finger on the trigger!

OK. Well, as long as she posted it on her IG page, it’s all good. Case closed.

Yeah, what you’re saying makes sense. I’ve never worked in animal rescue so I can’t dispute any of that. All I know is from the (possibly incomplete) story. Strangers took a homeless guy’s dog. Just like not leaving a kid in a dangerous situation, I don’t want an animal left in jeopardy. But you take actions like…

You make valid points. I guess my main point is did the people who took the dog do anything to try and work with Haas before taking off with his animal? The story sounds like they did not. Is it the full story? Neither of us knows. Littleton claims she spent $6K on the dog. Did she? Let’s see the receipts. It’s tough…

They want to stand on their own robber baron property with firearms, fine. But pointing them at random people on the street? Fuck no. Cops should’ve been called out. I know nothing would’ve happened to them but just to hassle them in any little way.

Love that. This is going in my cookbook.

Maybe the couple who “saved” the dog might have taken a few minutes to ask Haas if he or his pet needed any extra help like money, food, etc. instead of taking it upon themselves to steal the guy’s companion. I mean, I dunno...are there any vets that do free\low cost work to help out poor and homeless folks who have…

Dude, I make Oscar Mayer bologna and Cheez Wiz on Wonder Bread sandwiches. Do not take a word I say seriously on pretty much any subject. There are a lot of days I doubt my own humanity.

I have starred your comment because I fervently believe that good and true people can have differing opinions and still build a world of peaceful coexistence.

Omg.....if only I had that kind of flexibility.

Pffft! Next you’ll be claiming Kraft Singles aren’t cheese, either. You probably have some laffable Cheez Wiz takes.