Ha! Feet wish they tasted like Swiss cheese!

Wait. You’re not supposed to put Cheez Wiz on tacos?

I respect you as one of the top tier commenters here.

Her face in that photo fully encapsulates the sorrow of our times.

Asking yourself if you missed any red flags is probably the only legit question. But yeah... once someone drips that poison into your mind, it’s hard to flush out. Unless you’re truly a Trump level monster, you don't deserve it. Try to look at it as dodging a bullet.

So, it’s pretty late and it’s feeling like one of those nights where sleep is an iffy proposition. I want to toss out a question to the older folks here.

That is insane and horrible. Sorry you went through that. Living to challenging enough these days without that kind of crap, too.  Wishing you much better in the near future.

Illinois here. We’re in Phase 4, most everything is open with some restrictions and continued emphasis on social distancing and masks. Now we just see how it plays out over the next few weeks and hope it’s been enough.

Every summer in the mid to late ‘60's. Lake Puckaway, Wisconsin. Trapped in a tiny smelly cabin with my stepfather who insisted on trying to teach me how to fish. I don’t recall either of us catching any fish. Ever. He made sure I knew that was my fault. He got so angry with me one year, he yanked the fishing pole out…

Whipped cream is yummy. Sex is yummy.

Yet this flaming dumpster of a president will try to label Obama a traitor and accuse him of imaginary crimes. Guess the only thing Trump loves more than the troops is Putin.

Obviously, the solution is for Trump to hold a big beautiful rally in Texas.

Well, he’s memorized the same old tired rightist cliches so he should be very successful. Bet he can’t wait to get to D.C. to start dismantling all those freedom-crushing rules and regulations...like the ADA.

Absolutely, Kelly! We can’t have mob rule! We need to stop armed mobs from trying to storm state houses and threatening governors!

The Internet never forgets.

I'm inspired! Next... bike shorts!

Is the blazer\t-shirt look really bad? Keanu looks like he pulls it off pretty well. I feel like if a guy is in decent shape, it works.

“Committing reason.” Holy shit, I dunno if that was a typo but it is absolutely perfect in any case!

They’re for your massive black hole.