They are soulless mates.

Yep....that’s a whole lotta man there:

Either Jezeus or Jeebus. Myth or cartoon.

Donald Trump made the pandemic worse by...being Donald Fucking Trump.

True and fair point. No doubt my reaction is colored by my earliest bad memories which my older sister corroborate as happening at 4 or 5. I cop to projecting onto to a child that overall is probably living a darn good life.

It’s AMEN, not AWOMEN, dagnabit!

“These activist judges are letting the gay\trans agenda take over God-fearin’ ‘Murica! Vote for the One True Christian™ - Donald J. Trump! Also, send us all your money....you know...for God.”

“But...but...who will think of the women?!”

Finally a campaign slogan that speaks to me. Megan for President ‘20!

Sharp is everybody’s sidepiece.

“She likes to: leave me alone”

Truly a bipartisan issue.

Cruz was hoping to catch a glimpse of Jordan in a singlet.

It’s Gaetz, the thinking man’s Trump.

Heidi agrees.

Uhhh...wow. It musta made some kind of sense to her when she tapped that out maybe I guess? I dunno how but...wow.

Homer is the Treasury Secretary we deserve.

Duh. Obviously money is the one true measure of superiority of one person over another as bestowed by the Most Holiest Deity Ever White Blue-Eyed Muscular Jezeus. Guess since you even had to ask the question...well....bless your heart.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury! Dictionaries define words. Sex is a...what?...YES! A word! If the definition don’t fit, you must continue to discriminate against entire classes of people! I rest my case!

I was gonna post a pic in IGface to show support for influencers but it looks I wouldn’t get enough likes so nevermind. I’ll just take a pic of a sandwich.