It’s all good, doc. We need someone to give us the facts, good or bad. So many of us are familiar with being on a job, trying to accomplish things while also trying to placate an incompetent asshole boss who only cares about himself.

“But...but...this can’t be right! I looked up ‘s-e-x’ in a bunch of dictionarys!”

Always on my playlists.

Love that shirt so much :)

Oh yes. Because Trump is all about respect for the law.

In fairness...fine. They know who she is now. Let’s see if they do right by her.

Yes, but he’s too addled to realize that so he thinks he made a great fantastic beautiful statement with the best words.

C’mon! We get free of Krispy Capillary and now you stick us with this one? It ain’t right nor fair, I tells ya!

Wait...is Trump conceding that Jackson is a greater president by not ordering his own grimacing visage imprinted on the bill? Or is it that Trump is toooo great for the lowly twenty and is waiting for the issuance of the billion dollar bill?

Question is...did the band do any research to see if anyone might already be using the name? Because it sounds like “Oh shit...we better do something about the name. Fuck it, we’ll just be Lady A now. Done!”

There is nothing important to know about Melania Trump beyond she’s been married to one of the most disgusting men this country has ever produced for 15 years. ‘Nuff said. 

It’s the statement of each parties principles and objectives that everyone ignores until the next convention.

“Coterie of bozos” is perfect.

What? Trump hasn’t ordered the SEALs and Green Berets to Seattle yet? Or is he waiting to see how the drone strikes go first?

The thing that I realized after thinking about it more last night is I was shocked by their racism...not because they’ve never said racist things before...but because I always used to brush it off with just an eye roll. That’s my white privilege showing. That’s my complicity in the unjust system. That is where I’m…

I was talking to a relative today....who was decrying this because it’s “censoring Southern heritage.”

Perhaps Rowling is suffering from a new disorder that my manufactured research will absolutely totally prove exists among famous wealthy people. I’m calling it E. Musk Syndrome. Much more severe than plebeian hubris. Seems to exponentially worsen as one’s net worth goes up.

Oh! Well, then it’s solved and everyone can go home now. Boy we sure are lucky Jared is the adult in the room.

Yeah I read that and was like “Wait...what?”

I think it’s worth remembering that Junior is not a government employee of any kind. He has no reason to have discussion with any foreign officials about anything. It’s terrible enough his old man represents the US to the world. We certainly don’t need his twisted spawn pretending to be...whatever he’s pretending to…