Just in case you need a chaser:

Who ya gonna believe? A buncha egghead doctors or the most stablest genius with a very good big brain? Huh? HUH?

“cloying, over-processed, canned and preservative-laden terror”

Root beer float? I think I know what I’m having for dinner tonight. Ice cream topped donuts? Sounds like tomorrows’ dinner is locked in, too.

Are you sure this isn’t a Trump opus?

Certainly some good news for him.

Yeah, and here he is kinda fishing around for strangers to let him off the hook somehow. He’s still trying to dodge the bullet while maybe hoping other people will sympathize with this dramatic ethical dilemma.

Oh...hey...here’s Matt...great...good...just what we needed.

He has no ragrets.

This guy fucked up bad. He then fucked up at least equally as bad by not telling the truth. The whole “I was trying to spare her by lying.” is complete horseshit. He lied to try and squirm out of painful consequences for himself primarily. Surprise...there is no escape. Speaking from experience because I did the same…

I hear you. I'd love to see him end his days in a prison cell but we know the chances of that are minimal. 

This fuckin’ guy. Besides all the shit and damage he’s done during his term, I’m just tired of seeing his face and listening to him babble gibberish every. damn. day. Ughhhhhh.

Of course. You never go wrong with Krusty :)

“You can keep performing, the hand can stay inside the butthole.”

Hey I’m all for anything that can get under Trump’s orange peel and we all can partake to whatever extent it amuses us. Just sayin’ it’s not a good look for the Dem challenger to play that game with him. For the rest of us? Hellya, let’s have at it.

When JoJo Siwa has a JoJo Siwa theme party, does she sell JoJo Siwa merch to JoJo Siwa?

Yeah, that’s a bit...much. Still, it would be nice to hear some new Lorde music. 

C’mon, Biden. All you have to do is continue to point out Trump’s childish behavior (along with his corruption, incompetence and treason). Rational people are tired of the dopey name-calling. It was never clever and it’s even less so in a time of national crisis.

Thanks so much for this. I am now actively looking to lose the ability to read.

Ohhh...this is one of those “censored experts” some people keep citing?