That was one of my first thoughts. He’s so delusional he asked for it, wouldn’t take no for an answer, so the WH doctor is giving him a placebo to shut him up.

Must be some mashup of “Obamagate” and 5G frequencies. 

My bad, dawg.

Because they’re warriors!

I prefer to fill my home with dirt and brush, install some mud paddles, and go dirt bikin’ like a real ‘Muricain, ya damn crumpet lover!

Has someone claimed the 90K people who have died are crisis actors or they just don’t exist at all? I know some rightists are saying all the numbers are wildly inflated.

Since Elon and Ivanka are so keen to take pills, how about megadoses of hydroxychloroquine.

Sure, there are people itchin’ to go, but are the numbers there to make it profitable to reopen? I wouldn’t even consider it until there is a proven vaccine. So does Disney reopen and eat big losses until such time? How long can that last?

Look forward to approx. 200 “Obamagate” tweets.

I’ve always been a dog person. That being said, my sister’s cat and I are best buds. He can be an ornery cuss with people (including my sister). When I visit, he runs up meowing loudly and rubbing against my legs. When I sit, he jumps into my lap and makes himself comfy while I rub his head and chin.

Congrats! Wishing you all the best moving forward. 

Hey Krispy...hope the next week is waaaay better than the last for you. 

You....you...you know what you are? Brilliant is what you are. Great suggestion and bow to the incomparable Willard. 

Anything Fred Willard was in just kicked it up a notch. He could take a small role and make it hilariously memorable.

Makes you wonder how often he says to her “Nurse, are we having rice pudding after dinner tonight? Don’t tell my wife I grabbed your ass again....tee hee!”

Her bravery deserves a special merit badge at the very least. 

Weird. I thought I was Jay-Z's secret daughter. Small world.

Porter is one of the very few bright spots in this increasingly vicious hellscape.

Yeah, talk about voting against your own best interests. 

Yeah, those of us at higher risk have a quite different perspective. Suffocating to death is not how I want to go out.