Why is Trump getting tested so much? He said himself (referring to Miller’s case) she kept getting negative results then BOOM!...she tested positive so what good are tests? C’mon Donnie...be a warrior like the rest of us! 

Madness!

Who is this monster? Everyone knows you throw a blob of Miracle Whip into a can of tuna. 

If you’re not eating cake like this, you don’t deserve cake.

This is the same ol’ tactic. Get opposing groups of people to battle each other to distract them from turning on an administration that has thrown society as a whole into the jaws of disaster. Had Trump and his goonies actually been competent in dealing with the crisis, maaaaybe the hardships and suffering could have…

Ehhhh....I see him more with a guillotine cut. THAT would be a huge improvement.

He hates wearing it. It interferes with his God-given right to eat soup.

A good Bear, indeed.

I’ve carefully analyzed your comment for errors. There are none. This is objectively the most correct comment made in the history of Jezebel and in all likelihood the Internet. 

Dafuq is up with the lump walking around with the giant pipe wrench? I’m sure he’s got a fascinating and very nuanced explanation of its symbolism.

Ahhhhh...was wondering where the fuck they came up with blue igloo. Makes total sense now. 

You’re not advocating for something like taste or integrity or.....?  We left all that in the rearview a long time ago. Now excuse me...I need to go iron my Ramones t-shirt.

No, I get where you’re coming from. Rando RIPs are really pointless.

R I P Jerry Stiller. One of the greats.

Well, you probably wouldn’t want to watch this whilst using any hallucinogenic drugs, but the costume is hilarious in its absurdity. You gotta feel bad for the dog,though. WTF did he do to deserve that?

Way too many people appear to think this is blowing over faster than it is. For all the dimwits so worried about the economy.....the longer this drags out because you can’t follow the guidelines, the longer the economy is going to be fucked. Not to mention that Trump and his toadies have botched this crisis right from…

Daaaamn this is sad. “Tutti-Frutti” and “Long Tall Sally” are among my earliest memories, not just of rock & roll, but music in general. Also my mother, a rabid Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis fan, hated Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Fats Domino... perhaps you sense a pattern? Me, I couldn’t understand how you could hear…

Can attest from experience that hospitalization is no fun (did two stints, neither as long as yours though). To be coping with that and the extra stress of the pandemic lockdown is a helluva lot. Take as good care of yourself as you can and wishing you better days ahead.

Pretty Dick Move - an apt definition of American exceptionalism.

Holy shit....you’re right. Now I’m picturing a rat-faced deity giving this planet the stink eye. Fuck.