If anyone can turn Tiger around, it’s you Krispy. You are the Kitty Whisperer.

Yeah, it’s probably been waaaay confusing for the furbaby.

What can I say? I’m not usually here this early. Take heart...the well is just about dry already and the adults can take over :)

Very sorry to hear what your family is going through. Hope the wittier wits here can make your wish happen tonight.

Don’t forget to call down the wrath of Jehovah on the lil bastard. Apparently, that a thing we’re doing now.

Pffft. Words. Meanings. So 2000's. 

Heathen.

But but...they need to smite their enemies! Which is anybody who ain’t them!

Pretty damn presumptuous to think you can just call in an order to God and s\he will just Grubhub that right to ya. Paula should keep glancing over her shoulder for any lightening bolts or swarms of murder hornets heading her way.

Trump’s whole life and career seems to bear that out, right?

There are very few people I would be ok with suffering so much. Trump and Miller? No problem. 

Ew. Fair point. Ew.

Is Trump living in a sealed chamber in the WH? I’ve heard he’s a notorious germaphobe but it’s hard to believe he’s been able to dodge the virus this long.

You sing the siren song of the zero gravity chair! The last couple of summers, I’ve been using a large camping chair with cup holders and storage pockets, which are great to have but the chair itself isn’t good for long afternoon posterior parking. I need something more comfy to lazily observe the demise of humanity.

Your daily reminder that we’re all in this together.

Aliens to spacewarriors:” Dude...like...what are you wearing? We can totally see you. Anyway...whatever...ok...hop up on the table. Probing time.”

Indeed, it is a lie. This pandemic is making it even more painfully obvious how fucked up the game really is for the average person. There may still be some hope of changing it, buuuuut....maybe not.

“finding your purpose” is a mugs game for chumps, created by people marketing a service to help you find it. Self-actualization comes outside of work, through your hobbies, or pets, or even children (eegh) for some people.”

This would be fine if the whole party could be quarantined together for two weeks. Hell....make it three since they’re having such a good time.

Planning on watching it tonight. I desperately need a large dose of decency.