A tad OT but it’s really maddening to listen to these ghouls’ China blaming. Whatever China did or didn’t do, the fact is this rotten orange asshat totally fucked up the real world response once cases hit the US. This is a massive public health crisis and the federal gov’t failed...at Trump’s direction. All the…

Their contention is they would have made a lot more under the men’s contract.

Faircloth and Reynolds have nailed the zeitgeist. 

Uhhh...did the women need to play over 25% more games to earn like 5% more money? I mean if we’re doing math here and all. Am I figuring this out right?

He should be gasping “My bad!” from an ICU bed. 

Box mac & cheese kept me alive all the way through high school. For that, I am grateful. 

Pringles.

That...is a lovely cake.

Thank you for sharing that. I’ve taken a lot of drugs over the years (legal and otherwise) but not amitriptyline. I’ll ask my doctor about it.   

Did she bleat “FAKE NEWS”? ‘Cuz she ain’t for real till she bleats “FAKE NEWS”.

Yeah, this shit is more brilliance from the most stable genius with the good brain.

Yeah...well...this is ‘Murica. We don’t do things that way ‘round here.

I am a lifelong insomniac. Sleep deprivation will no doubt be a major cause of my demise. I’ve tried so many things over the decades and some work a bit for awhile but my brain seems to take any approach as a challenge to over analyze it until failure.

How dare you! Not just for me? Preposterous! Good day!

Yeah, gestures like this are pretty dopey. But under the circumstances, people are grasping for whatever to try and keep up morale. If this can bring a little light to the community’s day, it’s fine.

I figured Oprah had the staff throw out the whole bed every day and a freshly outfitted replacement brought in.

You just don’t get it. These people are on the frontlines fighting for our Gawd-given right to get haircuts, dammit! And don’t get ‘em started on the extra hassle it is to get a Big Mac! Tyranny! 

Ahhh, the classics.

My nephew (a TB crunchy taco stalwart and a hot Doritos fan) agrees with this assessment, asserting this...thing...sullies the good names and reputations of TB and Doritos, respectively.

And today Trump is pushing the old “It’ll just go away!” line again. Spiced it with “We may not even need a vaccine!” as a kicker.