That’s heartbreaking. My condolences. Too many families have suffered over this.

A KitchenAid mixer is awesome and that might be the most adult statement I’ve ever made.

Sounds wrong. Being quarantined with Kanye must be a party every day.

Last year, I was kinda lazily planning a roadtrip for this summer. The Invisible Enemy™ came along and I went “Aw fuck <shrug> Oh well...hafta wait.” It’s not that hard. But I guess when you have virtually unlimited wealth and can normally purchase the reality you want, maybe it is.

“Don’t make an idiot of yourself defending Elon Musk. He doesn’t know who you are, never will, and doesn’t care if you live or die.”

I think a docuseries about how badly this administration is dealing with the crisis might be informative.

What, did you waste your stimulus money on food or shelter or some claptrap like that? Sheesh, poors....

Nah, they got millions of doses of hydroxychloroquine stored up. So they are invincible!

If only Cuomo was a friend of Trump’s, his wife would be replacing Birx and Fauci.

But but....you need the bleach AND the radiation to kill the Invisible Enemy™!

Yeah, I get it must be tougher these days to find non-disease things to write about. But here’s hoping “Let’s Dredge Up Decade-Old Gossip” ain’t gonna become a regular feature. Ugh.

Pants are so 2019. As long as Lil’ Will didn’t make an appearance, no harm no foul. Society is lucky I remember to put on bottoms to go to the supermarket.

Looking forward to this even though I’m guessing I’m gonna cry through a lot of it.

Also like an eight year old boy...he often uses it incorrectly.

All Cotton knows is that this dang computer don’t work and somebody needs to git they ass in here and fix it now!

Those chops don’t look very appealing. Pasta looks fine, I guess.

Classic Cutler. He’s retired but still blowing the game.

Well, I mean...if Mike Tyson is in awe of your mental abilities, you gotta be someone extraordinary.

The two of them in one place at the same time? That’s a circle of hell even Satan wouldn’t step into.

I would happily be her kimono room valet.