It’s been sporadic here.

Reloading the page has been working for me. Still annoying but a tad less so.

Hey, it’s not like Trump can try out his routine at the D.C. Laff Factory open-mic night. They’re closed! And Melania only pretend chuckles at his jokes for the sake of the will.

You just gave Ivanka too many ideas.

I know. I was hoping she’d at least retain some medical integrity. It’s my way of trying to desperately cling to some atom of hope. I need to get over that shit.

This is some Nazi concentration camp doctor shit right here. This fucker truly is insane. I get the whole “Birx and Fauci are walking a tightrope so they don’t get fired” thing but Birx needed to get up right then and say “Don’t listen to this gibberish. It will kill you faster than the virus.”

Trump is now channelling Josef Mengele. Next he’ll be asking is we can “experiment” on ICE detainees.

Seriously? Just the other day I was joking Trump’s next bit o’ medical advice will be bleach enemas. Damn.

Wait....they still have a pub open?

My niece has one. She could replace Carson or DeVos, minimum.

The bad news about the good news is it’s gonna take years to repair the damage these assholes have done. Every agency has been trashed (except maybe DoD?). Just think of the work it’s going to take to make the State Dept. alone functional again.

I’m too exhausted to try and come up with anything clever.

Formidable breastworks, indeed.

You kidding? There’s enough time for at least one game of Candy Crush in there. And maybe a snack. 

Hm. Having a real vitamin deficiency can’t be good for any illness, one would think. 

Hey neighbors! Look! Look at our fat flabby orange ass! Like that? Yeah you do!

It’s like we’re standing right there. Amazing.

Absofuckinglutely. 

Exactly. Now that the economy has tanked (that would be the one he inherited from the previous guy, never forget), Trump’s got nothing. So it’s back to the ol’ playbook to whip his lumpen supporters into a frenzy again.

These nurses...now, I’m no medical expert, mind you...don’t we pretty much need them? Ya know, to care for sick people in hospitals? Seems like they’re more essential than say professional wrestlers.