I just want people to dream big and embrace all their available options. 

“...masturbating using an old sock wrapped around a strip of frozen bacon...”

Good news! You can have liberty AND COVID-19! Win-win!

Yeah, from the UK.

Too cute!

The Buscemi “Hello, fellow kids” meme would almost be a good dig at these “activities”....except it’s too much fun. This crap is pathetic.  

There are people who, at the very mention of their name, immediately start draining you of life. Julianne Hough seems like she would be one of those people. The friend you wonder why you’re friends with her.

How often do the two of them have to piss on a bed for the old man?

Oh absolutely. She’s part of that team of best people Keeping A’murica Grate!

And it’s all for his personal benefit. To show he’s the strongman genius so everyone will sing his praises and prove a lifetime of critics wrong. To win reelection to keep his corruption going. I’m sure in his Swiss cheese brain, he thinks he’s going down in history as the greatest US leader.

Lookin good, Andy :)

Everything is magnified because of how unstable this administration’s response has been and continues to be. Whether people realize it or not, Trump’s fuckery leaves us feeling even more afraid than we would be by the actual crisis.With a normal, minimally competent person in charge, this would be bad. Trump? Look…

After Krispy’s shelter update pics, your food pics bring so much joy every SNS. 

Animated and voiced by Billy Bob Thorton, please thanx.

Thankfully, they moved last summer but the neighbor ran a doggie daycare. Constant pack of barking dogs in their backyard. I finally called the city to complain because I knew it was an unlicensed side hustle operating in a residential area. Took a few calls but they finally came out and shut it down.

That photo is true nightmare fuel.

Back at ya, BB. :) Fingers crossed for all of us. 

Sure, Martha claims they’re playing cards and having a fine time. How about former employees? Can they all be accounted for? What’s in THE ATTIC, MARTHA?! 

Thanks for your input. Now that weed is legal in my state, I hope to get to a dispensary where I can hopefully get some guidance. I’ve talked to my doctor about maybe getting a medical card and she’s...on the fence. Thing is I’m on track for someday needing heavy prescription pain meds. I’m trying to avoid that at leas…

Same. I tend to think things are gonna get real ugly here and I doubt I’ll live to see a better day.