Seriously, this is a lifehack??

For anyone who has trouble with this, the quotes in the article changed to the grammatically correct start/end quotes instead of the coding style double ticks. You’d need to replace them with double ticks (or copy from the Reddit thread which did correctly use them somewhere in there).

How many times do you think Joe has offered to go beat up Nick, in a blowing off steam kind of way, and Sofia has been like, “Ay, papi, no.” while rubbing his shoulders but secretly fantasizing about him actually doing it?

This sounds amazing. Why can’t UTIs show up during normal business hours? My symptoms ALWAYS start right before bed and then I’m in for a terrible night.

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

One really sick part about this whole thing is that this is how A LOT of white people talk when no one else is around. The Trump era has made people think this is OK to not only say while at home, but on national television. People need to be publicly shamed for saying shit like this.

And “customers.” Not your customer, sweetie, I’m your BOSS.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Hmmm. And why should I pay for the education of people like you who choose to be willfully ignorant?

First read Game of Thrones about 8 years ago after reading a New Yorker piece about how divided his fanbase was over his slow output. I figured, if people are clamoring this rabidly for new pages, this guy must be good. Only now, 8 years later and thousands of pages in, do I realize that article wasn’t a promotion…

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Dear “Really Great, But...”

Listen to the Doc on this one. There’s a world of difference between being a “nice person” and being the sort of person who excites long-term desire (and possibly commitment) in another. While those two things are not mutually exclusive (in fact, they often go together), they do not have to…

Here is a link to a PDF of the letter from Coretta Scott King. Please fax it to Mitch’s office with the header “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” His fax number is (202) 224-2499, and you can use HelloFax or any other free faxing service to send it from your computer.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

“I don’t have any intentions of pretending that we can get along with him,” Waters said. “He has defined himself, we know who he is, we know what he cares about and I don’t why any of us would try and make ourselves believe that he is anything other than what he has shown us to be.”

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.