Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

I have a Boston Terrier. I know your pain.

Then you’re an idiot. Because there’s more on the ballot than just the presidential candidates, and there are more presidential candidates than the two major party candidates. If you stay home because you don’t like Trump or Clinton, you’re allowing all the current Senators and Representatives who are up for…

SO.MUCH.SCREAMING.

THIS. When I was younger, still living at home with my conservative parents, I took a political science class at the local college. We had weekly debates, and for the reproductive rights debate, I took the anti-abortion side, because that’s what I believed. The professor asked if I thought abortion was murder and…

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

You are so welcome! It totally revolutionised my life! I managed to keep a boxload of lipsticks I was going to toss — and I can buy glossy lipsticks in a wider array of colours, knowing that I can mattify them at home.

They call women the weaker sex, but honestly, what is that based on? Women can multitask and keep their shit together during tough times. When a man panics he’s useless. Completely useless.

Social media has been around for quite a while now, and all this mucking with “timelines” and how they’re presented has been happening for at least a few years. Facebook insists that it focuses a huge amount of time and research into showing you “what you want to see.” I ask this honestly : is ANYONE happy with…

Mmmmmmm... my drink now has hints of road salt, air pollution, and dog pee.

“No, not going to church, but how is old Mrs Smith these days? Still misreading the church bulletins? Well, little Tatertott isn’t in Sunday school, but have you heard about her school play? Oh yes, she’s playing third tree in the Wizard of Oz production. Do you know how hard it is to sew fake apples onto felt?? Well,…

Tell them religion wasn’t in God’s plan for you?

I really would like to respond to these with a “No. they won’t let back in anywhere; they took the lawsuits so personally.”

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…