With that much power, add “frequent clutch replacement” to the list of expenses if you get the stick version.

Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me”?

This is the dumbest car ever. I love it.

0-100 time with the Golden Eagle on the trailer.

He’s one of those guys who like to smoke pot and make stupid jokes on twitter. It’s just that most stoners don’t have millions of dollars to make their infantile twitter jokes come true.

I don’t know. Hammering a shotgun shell to start my engine sounds kinda fun.

Yep. Indeed it used to be on the masthead:

25% less power, but 100% less horseshit.

Pretty sure that’s just a beer brewing kettle with large casters to move it around.  

It eventually started.

And this is different from Tracy’s everyday Jeep start routine how? 

Let’s face it. Less than 1% of the owners are ever going to push those brake to anything near their peak performance.

This right here. Performance brakes tend to squeal, but generally their advantages aren’t really manifested unless you get your brakes really hot. For the vast majority of drivers, the extra heat capacity of the pads isn’t worth the trade off of squealing. However, if the extra heat capacity matters to you, it is way…

If I made a million in Bitcoin like this kid, I’d cash out, shut the fuck up and put my million into some actual investments.

“You’ve gotta be in it to win it!” shouts local lottery winner.

Except an Ep-3 couldn’t out maneuver any jet even if it wanted to. It is a large heavy propeller driven aircraft who mission is reconnaissance not banking at the speeds a fighter jet American or Russian are able to achieve.  

Stupid comment is stupid.

Yeah but it’s $100K. You can excuse that when youre in the $40-$50K market with a performance vehicle but at $100K? Most likely the people looking for a vehicle in this budget would appreciate a nice interior

Jalopnik: “We want fast ridiculous cars!”

I love how completely and utterly nonsense this SUV is. It’s insane, unnecessary, ridiculous, absurd, and yet, I want one with every bit of my soul.

This is stupid. I love it.