uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

Hey, Laser Lips! Your momma was a snowblower!

...a Johnny Number 5 lookalike

Any former police vehicle should be sold only after being painted a gaudy lime green so as not to be confused with active duty cruisers. In addition:

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

It’s because of the exhaust note that makes it so great.

tesla windows don’t go down?

Many roads in Houston drop sharply for various reasons in different places, if you are unfamiliar with the roads it is very easy to think you are driving through a section which looks like its maybe a foot under water and instead is a 6ft dip.

That’s a pretty standard Texas frontage road. You pull off the freeway and before you know it you’re 6 ft deep.

He was probably not a local driver. That area always floods during storms.

Floodwaters can move fast. Getting out of the truck = going in whatever direction the water does, which is not necessarily a direction that keeps your head from getting immediately bashed in, swimming ability or no swimming ability.

Well, just put it this way, you’re already a winner for not living in Chicopee

Username checks out.

And you’ll still have $755 million left for flight training, maintenance and fuel.

UPS, FedEx, USPS would all do really, really well to have a Tesla battery pack under the floor.

Wal-Mart would save a fortune on fuel and maintenance on their fleet of trucks for their distribution centers, especially if they add charging stations to the docks at the stores. No more fuel, oil, and other maintenance that occurs on diesel engines.

Exactly. Start with out-and-back routes that start and stop at the same place. Think a UPS or FedEx truck that delivers to the house. The driver shows up to a fully charged truck, goes out and does his deliveries, and comes back and plugs it in. The truck is fully charged by the next morning.

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2-300 miles should be good for regional distribution in a lot of places. They dont need to replace the long haulers yet, start small and work up to that.