…You still experience joy?

I kind of love how every member of the Stones would murder the other if they were sure to get away with it.

Maybe Stephen King wrote this, and Jagger actually wrote Cujo.

Kelly had already played Evel Knivel's drunken mechanic sidekick in Viva Kneivel!, so I honestly don't think it was worth much.

Yes.

Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Mediocre Rich Woman

…That's not helping your case.

You're right. I'm actually a thirtysomething powerlifter.

Currently 24, and yes, same.

No mention of this?

This idea was arrived at via MadLibs, wasn't it?

Damn you Harvey Birdman!

The Philippines, I suspect. Everything after that is the work of a still great but fatally mismanaged talent.

…Well, I'M interested.

Just like those cynical hippies to hoodwink some innocent metalhead!

That notorious breeding ground for gangstas, Connecticut.

Between that and her response about the "science-adverse" stations, it makes me even prouder to be a regular donor. Flawed as public broadcasting currently is in the US, it's still a serious force for good, especially these days.

Can't wait to hear Reznor's version of "For What It's Worth"!

This is kind of that, but in reverse, though.

She's gonna make our collective pinky all stinky!