They can't all be winners.

Our economy depends on it!

Seriously. If there's gonna be a civil war, wouldn't you want to have it be later rather than sooner?

Oh, if only Jon Stewart had stayed on through the election!

Yeah, that'll take care of it.

No one seems to be quoting one of the best parts:

How did Johnny Depp turn into…..whatever he is now?

That's actually pretty much my sincere reaction to almost any 'serious' treatment of superheroes (Watchmen included). It reminds me of Gregory Maguire loading up children's fiction with weighty, self-important 'adult' themes - not only is it ridiculous, it arguably misses the point of anything that made the originals…

ding ding ding

Also The Horrors Of Spider Island, which would be entertaining as an accidental piece of Dada even without the commentary.

In the Prince of Space episode, they even have a little mini-headset on the Mike puppet in the theater.

Ah yes, back when the original plan was to riff only Supermarionation related films. That phase disn't last very long.

That's honestly more disturbing than, say, Howard Hughes' final days.

I am…dumbstruck at that last part.

To be fair, there was that episode where Jessica Fletcher made out with her never-before-seen adult son, then cooked him into a pastry. It was a departure, granted…

Rudolph…I need you tonight.

Unless you're willing to go roadside, you don't wanna know.

Now, I bid you farewell, I don't know when I'll be back
They're movin' us tomorrow to the tower down the track
But you'll be hearin' from me, baby, long after I'm gone
I'll be speakin' to you sweetly from a window in the Tower of Song.

Stop. This. Shit.

III'M ALLLL RIIIGHT