I think newsreaders having to say the words Pussy Riot might have taken some of the edge off already.

Everybody's got problems in this country…and frankly, I don't care.

The funny thing is, I've been pleasantly surprised that 'pussy' is now acceptable language at CBS. I assume they only self-censored this time on account of the ragamuffin.

His part on "Rain" begs to disagree.

I don't mind him, but he does seem like what crappy drummers would consider a great drummer.

That legendary Jersey native, Bob Seger.

You can't tell me that he's not waxing that moustache. Look at that motherfucker.

I also like that they're presenting themselves as "friends." You know, buddies! Pals! We just want to support the IDF like we would support any good friend! With money!

FUHR ZEH FUHRST TAHM SENCE AH BECAHM AHN AHMERECAN CETEZAN EHN NAHNTEEHN EIGHTY-THREAH, AH WELL NAUGHT VOTE FUHR ZEH REPAHBLEKHAN KHANEDAHTE FUHR PREZEDAHNT.

…Sarcasm.

Dude, it's over. She willfully shat herself in public one time too many, to the point where even bougie Clinton supporting upwardly mobile white women hate her guts. (I unaccountably follow a lot of media people on Twitter, and there was a good deal of groaning on my feed this morning when this dropped).

Joss Whedon was greeted with roses when he dropped his PSA!

Girls is so dense - there are so many ideas in every scene!

And she/they deserve(s) it all.

This huff has got me all emotional!

It is the best response to a humanitarian crisis hat I know of, although Amnesty International has recommended that in extreme cases like genocide, the nightclub should also include an adjacent casino.

He and Sean Astin are currently plotting their no-holds-barred reality show comeback. It'll be like The Two Coreys, but with more bitching about having to act in front of green screens.

Vampira's here to eliminate your stupid, stupid minds!

Now that he's on Twitter, someone has to have shown Stephen King Garth Marenghi, right?

I somehow managed to avoid seeing it (thank God) but I do remember that there were people considering suicide because our world wasn't as shiny and blue as Avatar's.