I really want the Dissolve back in general, but I want the Laser Age column in particular.

Please tell me that the clown pissing ice in a concentration camp is in here.

Malick really needs to make a comedy, period.

Why wouldn't she?

He just implied that Obama was involved in some way with Orlando.

*Kevin James bursts into a bank with a wig, a rifle, and a beret*

Breaking Glass?

Wither the Vietnamese Baby Book?

Of course, when China perfects its own blockbuster industry (which is probably only a few years away), Hollywood's screwed. I mean SCREWED.

I've always thought that a comedic, modern-day Magnificent Ambersons could work, so this isn't the worst idea this team's had.

I gave up on that after the episode where the only joke was "beatniks, eh?" It wasn't helping that it so clearly wanted to be Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

I think you're talking about one Mr. Apatow.

See also: Angela Carter ('magical realism' my ass, Wikipedia) and Thomas Pynchon.

Given the state he was in while writing the book, who knows if he could even remember?

I'm guessing four-part trilogy.

He IS friend to all children.

Mitch McConnell in tinfoil.

Yeah, I should've added 'in-between world of hangers-on and wannabes' for both cities.

Sort of like how every 21st century NYC story is Rich White Person Figures Shit Out, despite the few poor people that still live there.

I always want to pronounce it Los Ang-ah-leez like Bugs Bunny anyway, so I would not be popular with him.