Then…the gay Tantric orgy.

The only music I know that my father enjoys for sure is 1) the Chieftains; 2) Def Leppard's High And Dry ("before they went pop"); 3) Heart's Little Queen.

Bonnie Raitt and Carole King would be involved in some way.

I'd doubt your sincerity, but I have to let it go. I'm starting to feel like I should be yelling "you gonna cry now, huh baby?", and no one wants to be that guy.

Oh God. It's all rushing back…

The cock-faced rodent speaks for us all.

Yeah, but was there nothing else out at the time?

Dude. 15?

So how did your skin grafts end up taking?

ORGY!!!!

And yet Roberta Flack wrote "Killing Me Softly With His Song" about him.

Pandering to Boomer nostalgia while covertly dissing anyhting that made that nostalgia even halfway understandable?

And second, nobody likes this song anymore. You're not special.

Lovedrive: Radiohead Salutes the Scorpions

'like nothing you've ever heard' = off-brand Stockhausen electronics + vaguely ambient alterna-rock

Third (and fourth, and fifth, and sixth) time's the charm/curse.

He was after the Smurfs' never-otherwise-mentioned gold, apperently. I only know that because of this: http://www.theonion.com/art…

If I remember correctly, it seemed like a 'weekend dad' situation, so that probably wasn't an option.

When I went to see Hail Ceaser!, there was a dad and two kids in front of me getting tickets for Kung Fu Panda 3, and one kid was asking the dad to make sure it wasn't in 3D. Unfortunately, the only showing left was in that format. You could hear the kid bitching all the way across the lobby.

We're Gonna Take You Over To The Tent Now, Internet.