…Pissing into milk bottles?

And he's quite clearly playing a VIKING bass.

I know I shouldn't be sad over the schmaltzification of Peanuts - it's only cementing a proud tradition that Schultz himself started - but I am. Maybe because despite the efforts of a few proud comics nerds, it's slowly but surely overtaking the strip (or even the early specials) in the collective unconsciousness? But…

And ON-topic: surprisingly, the most successful Mormon filmmaker (independent or otherwise) may be Don Bluth.

Off-topic, but: is anyone else getting these sidebars on how to market to Hispanic millennials? I mean, I'd be willing to accept that they're targeting me based on browser cookies (I get a lot of other ads that way) but in this case, I have no idea what this indicates about me.

An American Tail is essentially My First Pogrom, so showing it for Hanukkah is either mildly questionable or a good way to ease the little bastards into the heavy stuff.

I remember reading a behind-the-scenes book about his Grinch desecration (hey, I was an eight-year-old goober - so sue me), and there was a part in it where Carrey made Howard wear the full makeup for an entire day.

*Ron Howard sees Travis Meyer's post, yells "Goddammit!"*

We know what you think.

With his In The Heart Of The Sea set to thrill audiences who have always wanted to see Thor get eaten by a whale starving sailors in a few weeks…

I loved Tree Of Life as much as anybody, but you know what Malick should do next? A comedy. Or at least something that's lighter in tone than a Schopenhauer tract. C'mon, Terry, indulge your Zoolander love!

And it premiered at the Berlin Film Festival last February - to decidedly unenthusiastic reviews.

You are wrong.

Leave it to Noel to justify the whole week with one article.

Maybe a brief interpolation of the Beatles' "Piggies"?

Rock and roller holy wars
I can't take it anymore!

How could you tell?

Now that this is finally out, can we admit, as a nation, that Carly Simon did not deserve to be part of a triple biography with Joni Mitchell and Carole King?

You win.

Uh, guys? Somebody made what Miles wrote down after getting this assignment the headline…