So she makes beady eye music, then?

Oh, you had to bring that up!

I was joking.

Dude, she's like twelve.

13 reasons? That's an incredibly well thought out suicide.

Individual iPhones.

What monster?

The AV Club
basically an edgy teenager in the body of a middle-aged man.

EDIT: Damn it, didn't read clearly.

Annie On My Mind (And Only My Mind)

She skipped over the intense campaign of deslytherinization that happened in between the penultimate and last chapters.

Is Torgo juggling?!

Which is exactly why I don't click on these things (I just had a question, and I figured that this particularly egregious example was as good a place as any to ask it).

Quick question, Internet: exactly how many page views is this stuff worth? Because I haven't noticed a single Great Job Internet in the "AV Club Most Read" sidebar since it appeared (although it is a rather select grouping at four), which probably means that either A) the AV Club is so fragile at this point that it…

Fandango: perpetually working on new ways to punish you for arriving early to the theater!

*Faygo headquarters prepares for onslaught from betrayed Juggalos*

They popularized a lot of things - few of them good.

I've never seen Wolf (or the Branagh Frankenstein) but it sure sounds like the platonic ideal of a werewolf movie made by Mike Nichols.

Literally burst out into laughter just now.

I know that they're referring to stuff like his recent collaboration with the Maria Schneider Orchestra, but when I read "jazzy jams", I immediately pictured Bowie hooking up with Phish.