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My stomach just turned imagining that.

Why does this country exist?

The AV Club
Sassy

…You know, I want to laugh derisively, but all that's coming out is a long, resigned sigh.

Ridiculously Extreme Masculinity: The Movie

Or talent for getting horrific claims of sexual harassment dismissed without explanation.

But not his luxurious ponytail. Or penchant for blues-rock.

Coincidentally enough, I happened to be listening to the latest We Hate Movies podcast while reading that comment, and one of them just referred to 2003 as the worst year in modern history. It would be very difficult to argue with him on that point, at least if you're an American.

He looks like a gnome who just discovered hair gel.

Not British, but I imagine it means "shove it up your ass".

I think you're confusing the New Left with the hippies - they were two related but distinct groups, and the latter were more a cultural force than an outright political one like the former.

Wrong. It means "show you and a lot of other TV recappers like".

We interrupt our regular Mohd programming to bring you these words from a Salon comments section circa 2003.

I liked Willow!

And that doesn't even take the all-but-guaranteed tech bubble burst into account.

It's on Hulu. I know this because I saw the promo header for it, and therefore can no longer consider the chipmunks referred to in this article the ugliest things I've ever seen.

In addition:

It all checks out!

Does raiding the Goosebumps series for source material really warrant the 'pillaging' metaphor? Are these books worthy of even that modicum of implied respect?