Yes, you too can purchase music in a deservedly outdated format for wildly marked-up prices and let them rot in the corner of your apartment while you listen to YouTube on your phone!

Because they're

You are entitled to your opinion.

"the story of an ambitious magazine writer who stumbles into the second-wave feminism movement of the 1960s.'

*turns into cartoon, wags finger at Self-Service sign in gas station*

Great, now I want to refer to any and all keyboardists as "Pigpens".

Well, Pigpen died in '73, so yes, I imagine there would be an odor.

That's shocking, all right. Mm-hmm. Boy howdy.

I would dispute that (as I said in the comments for last week's episode, SNL may truly be the most unquestioned Boomer institution in need of a takedown), but even I didn't expect this.

And November 14, get ready for host Bashar al-Assad!

Since when has it ever not been?

I was wondering why Mary Worth suddenly had a CBGBs poster in her condo…

Well, we won't hear them until the non-disclosure agreement expires, anyway.

The cosmic countercultural ballet goes on.

EDIT: Never mind.

"Maybe the vast majority of TV shows don't demand the same exacting seriousness as Wagner's Ring cycle."

Hmm. Maybe. On the other hand, I am awfully lazy, so I'll have to see about that.

That's actually my biggest problem with modern media about rich people - too much ennui, not enough insanity.

Except I'm probably not getting a free coffin out of this. Damn it, Guillermo!

Um…I'm still saving up for it (because I am poor), but at this point, it's arguably cheaper to get an audiophile-quality CD-oriented system (i.e. one with good DACs and preamps built in) than it is to get one based around files. Plus, CDs are dirt cheap compared to Tower Records' heyday ($5-10 for a single, $20-40 for…