*Whovian is immediately killed in a flood*

He's (probably) not a rapist. Just a huuuuge asshole.

…Thought this was going to be a very different article for a split second.

Haven't heard much about this, but to expand on one of your tangents:

That's definitely horrible, and may explain why his parents gave him such leeway, but that's not an excuse for everything.

SCANNERS

But the bullet! The knoll! Our national innocence!

It's definitely his reaction (and, as previously stated, the reaction of the parents) that gets me. It was almost certainly an accident, but even as a kid, if I had done something like that to somebody, I would have been horrified.

Jack Antonoff, thinking of that tour guide today: http://i.imgur.com/Q3UaCij.gif

He broke a man's fucking foot, and his parents didn't do anything? That's a Mr. Burns level of asshole.

Yeah, but:

I do not care for John Hughes, but actually, this will probably be the most accurate adaptation of the early comics, which seemed to be 25% puns, 25% creepy self-superiority and 50% whining.

…Wait, there's blackface in the REMAKE of the Jazz Singer? Hooooly shit.

To me, it seems like all the things that made him "unconventionally handsome" a decade ago have magnified (further) out of proportion with age, making him look just distorted.

I hate to say this about someone's appearance, but - he's aged really, really badly: http://www.theguardian.com/…

EDIT: Too much.

The next one is to see how long he can hold his breath for while lying face down in a pool of water in front of a New Orleans hotel.

It was even better - I think he said that he had "lesbian chemicals".

More like "inevitability" instead of "risk".

Fun fact about Jack Antonoff, though - he is apparently insane. From here: http://www.vulture.com/2015…