Oh, the Guardian does that ALL THE TIME. If you're from Brooklyn or seem like it, you're instantly an idol - regardless of whether or not you're actually, you know, famous.

Godspell is just fucking weird. I mean, yeah, if you read a little bit about it, it…kind of makes sense (the director based a lot of it on theologian Harvey Cox's book Feast Of Fools, and more specifically a chapter in it called "Christ the Harlequin"), but if you don't, it's utterly baffling. (Why are they clowns?…

I feel bad about this, because - since I haven't been able to read anything of his for more than a few sentences - I might be judging him inaccurately, but just by gut instinct? I HATE Simon Rich. Hate him, hate him, hate him. He seems like Lena Dunham times five, with added male priviliege and a smirk from hell: http:…

"You bitter?"

Moffat's such a asshole, he preemptively shoots down things that fans didn't even know that they wanted yet.

I think that's because continental Europe still has this idea of artistic progress (or at least change) over an entire lifetime - something that is actually near-total anathema to Anglo-American pop music, where you are extremely fortunate to have five years or so of peak success, artistic or otherwise.

So the Internet could potentially be livetweeting someone falling to their death is what you're telling me.

Good thing you put "-d" after your post, because otherwise I would have had no idea if it was all one anonymous internet commenter who was writing it.

Yeah, that'll learn 'em.

No. And those Slow Jamming the News bits don't count.

Way to immediately undermine the black guy, Simmons.

*processes that information*

These aren't your grandpa's boner pills!

Over at The Other Site's review, our very own Cookie Monster revealed that he was attacked by Harmony Korine at the latter's book signing: http://thedissolve.com/revi…

Why, Internet?

I know! BULLSHIT!

See, I really like the weird shit that Joe Byrd added, but I understand that I am in the minority about that.

Case in point: I vastly prefer the abridged version of Tommy on the deluxe edition to the record.

COME ON! No jazz? No prog? BOB MARLEY's the only black guy?

I'll just start the thread here: biggest disparity between live and studio bands?