One of the best

Bravo! All the stars. Going to make a big sign of this to to hang in the shop.

I may need to get this as a tattoo...

The UPS garage near my place in Maine has a roof plow gizmo they run all the trucks through on the way out of the parking lot. These should be mandatory. 

My neighbour is that special someone that will only clear off about a square foot of the driver side windshield no matter how much snow is on the vehicle. Light dusting? Square foot to look straight through. Two foot dumping? Square foot to look straight through. (Just one of the many things I loathe about her.) At…

You know what the OPPOSITE of those assholes who don’t bother cleaning their car off fully before driving is?

Best analogy ever. 

Damn. I’ve been doing bathroom all wrong. Guess my Jalop time will be going to nil in the future.

People can see you in there, you know.

Tru Dat!

Agreed. just let them by, or speed up. If I am getting tailgated it means i wasnt paying attention and need to speed up or get out of the lane. 

Jokes aside, that seems fair. If i see a persons hazards on I would respect that.

I’ve once saw a Jeep driving fast on the highway and he had his flashers on. That seemed to indicate a real emergency (I hope). All the drivers saw him coming up and let him by. At least if a cop saw him, he was trying to indicate that something was wrong and needed through.

It’s like 85% or more a-hole.  Only eclipsed by Ram TRX drivers.

This.  Had I been in the Raptor and seen that idiot approaching from behind, I would have sped up and gotten into the right lane so he could go on his merry way.  I don’t want to be around those kinds of idiots any longer than I have to.

Because one person is in a hurry its ok for them to endanger other drivers? Tell me, what “emergencies” justify a shoulder pass?

Dude there was just really nice Raptor and I felt bad for the car because of it’s douche of an owner, driving around with his F***ing high beams on, with his roof lights on as well. Police really need to start pulling these people over, there is absolutely no reason.

That’s likely true, but in this fantasy of mine I’m also using supercapacitors. :-P

let me buy that terrier and stuff it in the front of my element driving only the front wheels so i can go out in a blaze of glory.

Came here for this.  Am not disappointed.