Great article Evan, in particular I appreciate the comparison of Evelyn to Lara Croft, though I think it’s too ambiguous to make. The story of her and Ken was a sad one, I almost wish we got to see Edmund play some sort of role in the main story.

Because a vast percentage of society holds values that do not regard sex as frivolous.

A bulky armored knight sounds about right to me.

So a beautiful woman with a big booty shouldn’t quote lyrics from a song because the writer of the song is black, and the woman herself is white.

Hahaha, all I can say is for UC4 it’s basically Nate is always beaten to the discoveries by someone else, but they don’t know how to get past the secrets/puzzles/traps. Nate does, and once he basically paves the way the other guys catch up to him and a shootout ensues (all treasure hunters are rich, violent, and…

I had to laugh at one point where Sam held a gun to Nadine’s head threatening to kill her, and Rafe says to Nadine something like “Relax, cold-blooded isn’t their style.” Then Sam, *naturally*, lets her go and surrenders.

Curious, how did the Vita version work?

Believe it or not, you can believe that black lives matter and simultaneously disagree with the movement, Black Lives Matter. They’re not the end-all be-all of black people.

So it’s just completely coincidental liberals support the movement and conservatives don’t?

Water sure seems to work, but I chug it first thing in the morning rather than just have a glass. A big breakfast definitely helps too.

It’s Japan not America. Different side of the world, different people and priorities when it comes to entertainment.

I don’t know much about cars but I would think the power needed to lift a grown man and move him at that speed through the air requires ridiculous horsepower.

Don’t we now have some kind of electrical firing system that would feasibly eliminate the recoil? And fuck military use this is clearly a consumer phenomenon waiting to take off

Dude how fuckin old is that photograph? I feel like it SHOULD be viable by now, it's been over 50 years probably

So basically what many PC and Nintendo games have done forever?

As this is Kotaku I was rather disappointed nobody brought up Seymour Guado from FFX. I’ve seen crazy anime-dos but his really defies any sense of logic.

I don’t think they necessarily deserved to die specifically, they just deserved whatever unfortunate consequences would befall them due to their own deliberate, rebellious actions. Cops tried to save them, and if they had then they would've deserved the jail time they would have received too, but it seems death had…

Kirk you picked enemies mostly from the last half of the game. How could you leave out the fat fucking Amish women who laugh with joy as they try to fire-hug you to death?

But my point is because they’re considerate to their readers...I can read the points without having to watch a needless video. So there is no problem.

Benefiting the content creator isn’t my goal. Getting the information is my goal. When I click on an article I expect to...read an article, not watch a video. I'm glad Lifehacker takes this into account in their writing.