Machines for beginners —> free weights for advanced —> back to machines when you get injured for overlifting/using shitty form.

This is Lifehacker, not Gawker. The writers here actually think things through before posting.

But do your Hispanic in-laws do the drawn out, high pitched laugh?

At this point it just blows my mind. Bad enough they can’t shake the grit off of their movies, but how the hell did a board of producers of whoever was in charge allow Batman to fucking murder people.

I’m not that far out of high school, I’ve seen firsthand what sheer brats these kids can be. It’s not a far cry at all for some people to think she got what she deserved, especially when they’re very far detached from the situation.

At a glance it looks like you’d pronounce it like “Page.” But they tell you right on the damn jar it’s “Fah-yeh.”

Presumably the issue they have with Lambo is there’s not enough emphasis on “gi?” Like an exaggerated Italian accent “Its-a LamborGI-ni!”

Hey Buttcanoe, respect does not equal agreeing with one’s principles or opinions. Respect means treating someone with oh, ya know, respect, regardless of what principles you may or may not share.

This is why I can’t wait for Hulkster to bury them. Hypocritical idiots to the core.

Much like wild animals, I think if you can cast an intimidating presence you’re more likely to ward off an attacker by keeping actual combat to a minimum. I imagine most would be assailants will choose weak targets and, even if you are, if at least you don’t look like one then that increases your odds of survival.

Most likely overdose

Really cause I’d be hard pressed to find anything at hot topic these days that didn’t have a logo, comic book character, or some obnoxious graphic splashed onto it. I really don’t know why one would shop there other than for novelty gifts, it really is for teenagers who give zero fucks about their appearance.

You can’t make it better looking than...well the actual thing. This isn’t armor or anime clothes they were designed as actual garments first then applied to the game. The prices are definitely ridiculous but I’m seriously impressed with just how balls-out SE is going with this fucking game. We’re been waiting 10 years…

I want you to have that pizza Barry.

I personally am not upset they exist, I’ve tried a few IMs and they’re amusing. But the point is these things aren’t legitimate games and frankly aren’t worth paying for when you can just watch someone play it on YouTube. So in other words why are these devs surprised.

I will admit that when I torrented music as a teenager, I was clearly acting in the wrong. Most game pirates refuse to do the same.

What number do you recommend asking for? Would it depend on how long you've been with the company?

They won’t acknowledge it until their appeal gets shot the fuck down and they go broke.

This is exactly how I felt about Korra. In any other setting she would’ve come off as a stereotypical butch lesbo, and I thought they were making her stand out. Nope. She turned out to be a stereotypical butch lesbo. They even gave her a lipstick girlfriend.