Seriously you’re gonna nitpick this? He did a hell of a lot better than most people would. I’d have knocked the guys lights out the second he hit the girl.

I’d like to think the final game’s extra long dev cycle will include better graphics/AI.

You play as a fuckin Hitman. There are already about 50,000 reasons to kill each person in the game.

It’s weird to end the game with a story that technically was in the past though. Guess they figured the last console generation ended Solid Snake’s story and this gen ends Big Boss’ story?

Seriously wanted to fuckin slap the dumbasses screaming and shouting during the joker scenes...fuck off you can cheer when the trailer is over assholes, I’m trying to watch.

Disney needs to make a life-scale model of the statue and put it in Disneyworld. You know its what we all want.

It is a matter of principle. If I made a product and you can’t afford it then you don’t get it. That’s how it works. I deserve to be paid for my work, you don’t have the right to steal copies of it from me without paying. Nobody is supposed to be getting their own copy of my product without me getting money in return

This.

It all comes down to “I want it, but I can’t afford it, so I am taking it from you.”

It’s a way more messy ordeal, that’s why.

How about the classic Cyrus?

One step lower to the level of horses.

Oh I didn’t know that happened at all I’m from a huge city...with so many new baby daddys here they really don’t need pharmacists denying them birth control. I suppose that’s why they have more than one pharmacy tech?

Considering how much they focus on cosmetics and how old it is, you’d think they would give it a graphical update...

What? Is that a thing?

Looks like a surveillance state may soon be on the way. After all how else are you going to hold people accountable for their actions when they deny the truth?

They know they’re wrong but their ego can’t handle it. So they play the bs religious persecution card. This is only fixed by enforcing the law. Legally the clerk cannot do this. They need to fire her and anyone who is not going to do their job properly.

So he wasn't a glutton in the 70s?

The old Jughead definitely would’ve ratted Archie out for some fucking pastries.

Don’t forget the next remake in line, “I.T.” Insane-clown-posse Team.