What’s disconcerting to me is frankly how little campaigning he’s done at all. Like I get it, he’s both old and has actual president shit to do, but he’s gotta go do some speeches, attend some rallies, do some photo ops without any gaffes, and just in general try to get people excited about the prospects of voting for …

On one hand, you’re right that Trump presents a threat but also I feel like every remotely political comedian (that’s not right-wing) has spent the last ~4 years harping on that. We know. We ALL know. I would however agree with Jon that just because we don’t want Trump, doesn’t mean we should be closing our fucking…

I wish there were more Xtacles! Boosh!

Hey, Mean Girls became a musical then a movie based on that musical! 90s

“I’m literally begging you to stop using Twitter."

Those two words might be doing the heaviest lifting I've ever seen in a sentence

I don’t think we know very much about the show that’s getting retooled other than it was getting made. It could be as much as re-syncing lip flaps or as (comparatively) easy as just taking some scripts to smush them together into one coherent movie. I hope it wasn’t something like a 2D project where all the artists’…

Actually, Tangled is pretty unique in that the whole cast (well, at least Zachary Levi and Mandy Moore) have come back for every Tangled-related project to date. 

I’m pretty sure Johnson would literally kill a Disney exec before he lets someone else play Maui. I'm still 99% sure that's why they're making the live-action one so soon after the original.

Well damn, now I only want it more.  Please, someone needs to end this hell we’ve created for ourselves

I mean they might, but if the theoretical kid’s around and wanting to watch Sesame Street, they’ll probably be doing that in another room, or the parent will watch it with them and catch the highlights of Today on Youtube or something. I’m just saying, I know my mom watched Regis & Kathie Lee in the morning back in…

I mean I guess some kids might have been upset but I think most kids are smart enough to understand that Elmo is in fact fake, and even if they aren’t their parents (or guardians, whoever) can say it was a joke and brush it off. This is not some sort of traumatic event. Or say they were playing and that’s not the kind…

Answered your own question: shit

Forget the guests, I think the biggest thing to guess on is what he’ll do that will inevitably get turned into a meme and/or popular internet reference for a month or so, like the Left Shark at Katy Perry’s show or the Weeknd stumbling through that light maze.

I think the easy guess would be Ludacris and/or Lil Jon since Yeah is still arguably his biggest mainstream hit. I mean I guess a possible guess would be Taylor Swift since she’ll already (maybe) be there but I don’t think she’d mesh with Usher at all.

“Remember Sean O’Neal?”

I don’t find this one in particular quite as entertaining as the article, but I am a big fan of celebrities just dropping the act and talking shit, whether it’s about their own movies or other celebs. Let every actor be as fucking done with shit as Harrison Ford talking about Star Wars or burn all their bridges like…

Ugh, you're probably right...

I believe it’s category 2 that are mostly making this complaint.