Proto Man
weedlord420
Jul 4
5

I don’t want to die, but if I had to go, getting incinerated by a blue space laser seems a lot cooler and preferable than COVID. So y'know, let's just do that. 

Jul 1
2

It’s being true to the source material... if the source material is by Claremont.

Jun 30
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Well, taking a side character from a cartoon and giving them a spinoff has never failed before!

Jun 29
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I’m not saying he’s guilty because by all accounts it looks like he’s actually quite innocent, but I don’t think this is the best move he could’ve made. A defamation lawsuit is fine and good, but a 20 mil one makes him seem like a real asshole instead of a guy protecting himself from a false accusation. And normally, Read more

Jun 27
1

I don’t remember in the first but the second definitely has a damn interminable fight

Jun 27
2

I know they’re all saying they’re pulling these out of respect but to me every subsequent announcement of a show pulling an episode sounds like a creator just wanting to cover their ass before they get canceled.

Jun 27
6

I’m very glad that a PoC will get to say and be the target of all the terrible race jokes on fucking Family Guy.  Big win.

Jun 27
25

I maintain that the first Pirates movie is a perfectly serviceable, dare I say good, blockbuster movie. Then they just had to make it a franchise. Companies just can’t let a movie be a good one-and-done these days.

Jun 27
6

This should have been done a literal decade ago. Pirates is an excellent idea as an anthology series and now unfortunately I think the brand has been too soiled by bad movies and an overabundance of Depp. I wish them the best but I just don’t see a PotC working. Then again, I guess the last few have killed in China so Read more

Jun 26
3

“Sorry kids, daddy can’t come home tonight, he’s got to get that G chord juuuust right"

Jun 25
3

Man I haven’t watched SP in years and I still think this is some grade A bullshit. I mean really, regardless of what you think about South Park or its creators or its politics, if you’re gonna buy it, why censor it? The entire point of the show is to be as controversial as possible all the time, it’s not some little Read more

Jun 25
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Ugh are we still pretending Peacock is a thing and not just “a bunch of stuff that’ll be on Hulu in like 5 months after its debut”?

Jun 25
4

He’s just following the Rock’s patented wrestler-to-actor formula of doing some action, some action-comedy, and some garbage.

Jun 25
1

I’m kinda surprised this didn’t come earlier. Like back when they dissed Bush in the ‘00s and got excommunicated by the redneck world for years.