“(this is apparently part of Musk’s promise to fund any legal action from Twitter users who claimed they were fired for what they posted)”

“He says they’re “overused these days””

Kanye not getting aired AND less Bill Maher out on the airwaves? Man, what an absolute win!

It was especially impossible to avoid if you were in the South. Nearly as ubiquitous of a “bar song” as Closing Time

“I Love This Bar” went from a song I liked when it came out to one that frustrated me when I was old enough to actually go to bars (and it was basically inescapable).

Came here to write just this. After he started swerving hard right, a lot of his stuff veered into uncomfortable to actively bad territory. But I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for his earlier work. "Ain't As Good As I Once Was" is one of my favorites (along with one of my favorite music videos ever) and I'll…

Netflix gave him a special and was putting him front and center every time I logged in, so I’d imagine plenty of people know who he is. And from the two minutes they put together for their little preview when you hover over it too long, I confess the guy seemed funny enough. Didn’t bother to keep going though, maybe…

But will he play his own grandpa when it's time to flashback to Shadow's tragic backstory? 

My grandparents did that too back in the day when we’d visit. They only had strawberry, blueberry, and cherry, and it drove me nuts.

They do! Had some a while back. Strangely they don't really hold up as well (to me at least). I feel like there's a point where you can hit TOO much chocolate and those surpass it. 

*stacking boxes at a dock*

True, but given how his track record is very indiscriminate about who his guests are (which I honestly kind of respect him for in a way), even if he says he’s doing better, there’s no guarantee of what “better” is to him, plus all his old episodes when he wasn’t doing better are still out there*. And since his…

Ha, just last night my parents were telling me I should try Only Murders In The Building because they thought I’d like it, I told them I didn’t have Hulu, and they said “oh just use our account” and gave their account info. I had planned to start tonight, but now I guess that plan’s over before it started...

No, these days any little change in anything (in the real world) has to have an elaborate explanation in the film because we’re giant babies.  

Restaurants in particular do it if you complain about a fucked up order. (Particularly ones where you do takeout).

I would not have guessed a movie like this would ever be remade, but I’m sure there are plenty of people that will be horny excited to see it.

I think it's less the super toaster, more that people just give it no time to cool before shoving it in their mouths 

My 2nd favorite are S’mores. But yeah, BSC stands alone at the top of the Pop-tart mountain.

Mr. Zaslav, is that you? 

it recounts Gyllenhaal’s erratic behavior on set, which, depending on who translated the article, means he wanted to write a scene where his character slaps a fish or forced set builders to sleep in their cars out of COVID precautions