Black is a safe color, though. I know a lot of people who would be outright scandalized at the idea of a mourner not wearing black to a funeral. I've also been to one or two funerals where people were told that black wasn't required, and almost everyone wore black anyway because that was what they already had and…

Maybe my family is weird, but I've never been to a funeral where everyone (or even anyone, for that matter) wore the stereotypical black. A tasteful grey or navy suit, and a tie in a muted color and conservative pattern, if not solid. The women dressed...regular? Conservative cuts in muted colors, but I don't remember…

You'll never land a husband with an attitude like that! Why, matching hangers are the first thing I check for when I date a woman.

it should be something that showcases your personality and speaks to who you are

You're generally fine if it's not a controlled substance or you don't have so much that it constitutes intent to distribute. You'd probably only get in trouble for it as a pressure point if the cops/DA wants something else from you.

This is at least partially why I have "so many"* black dresses. I can wear them to work, or interviews, or court appearances, but also if I have to go to a funeral unexpectedly I have at least three I could just throw in a bag and be good to go. I live a long way from most of my family, so it's unlikely I'd even have…

Good grief! I took half a 25 mg Viagra once and it was the worst. My girlfriend loved it, I was a fucking diamond, but it was kind of painful. I thought I was gonna explode (and not in the good way). I can't imagine accidentally taking twice a normal dose. My dick would probably tear apart.

Ever since Colbert left and Stewart's gone downhill, @midnight is the best live action show on Comedy Central.

Not sure this will help anyone buying those supplements because they can't afford a doctor or name brand Viagra. Flying to the Dominican Republic every 3 months* for OTC Viagra (or other popular meds**) probably negates any savings.

*3 months because I'm pretty sure that's all you're legally allowed to bring back to…

I understand this, and agree that it is good advice. I'm sorry for the loss of your father.

When the shit goes down cash will be worthless pieces of paper, man.

Left off the list: Tasteful funeral attire. At some point someone you know will die, and it will be expected of upu to attend the funeral or a memorial service.

Another confirmation that I will never become an adult

Why, in the name of all that is good and holy, does it matter if my hangers match?!

Points!