Maybe my family is weird, but I've never been to a funeral where everyone (or even anyone, for that matter) wore the stereotypical black. A tasteful grey or navy suit, and a tie in a muted color and conservative pattern, if not solid. The women dressed...regular? Conservative cuts in muted colors, but I don't remember…

You'll never land a husband with an attitude like that! Why, matching hangers are the first thing I check for when I date a woman.

it should be something that showcases your personality and speaks to who you are

You're generally fine if it's not a controlled substance or you don't have so much that it constitutes intent to distribute. You'd probably only get in trouble for it as a pressure point if the cops/DA wants something else from you.

Good grief! I took half a 25 mg Viagra once and it was the worst. My girlfriend loved it, I was a fucking diamond, but it was kind of painful. I thought I was gonna explode (and not in the good way). I can't imagine accidentally taking twice a normal dose. My dick would probably tear apart.

Ever since Colbert left and Stewart's gone downhill, @midnight is the best live action show on Comedy Central.