I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

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Missed the entire point of the protests. Nice work.

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

But they can still provide information about shmashmortion.

Listen, I defended her during Selfiegate, but that piece was just an exercise in contrariness.

It’s like, guys! We survived before cell phones! Decide on a rallying point ahead of time just in case and be chill.

I also don’t agree with the idea that my talking about my own uterus without adding an aside that uterus does not equal woman is an act of erasure. Talking about my own body doesn’t erase anyone, or mean I’m against trans rights. The kids on tumblr are EMPHATIC that women like me must always refer to themselves a…

I saw a meme complaining that all the signs about pussies and uteruses contributed to trans erasure. I read that piece of criticism as saying that cisgendered women shouldn’t stand up against sexual assault (highlighting Trump’s “pussy” comment) or reproductive rights (“uterus”) because trans women have it worse.…

TL;DR: Erin Gloria Ryan (at TDB) did not like the march because she absolutely cannot handle not having cell service. It makes her vry cranky.

Sometimes it’s good to be That Guy. I wasn’t aware of that history and was confused why they’d want to withdraw. Thanks.

Me...seriously

That kid is dope as hell.

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

The crime was perjury and obstruction of justice on the part of Bill Clinton for lying about the affair. Had he told the truth, they couldn’t have done anything to him.

Perjury

Children? S0mebody think of the grizzly bears! Sleeping in a cave somewhere minding their own business, and this bitch maligns them in a Senate hearing.

It seems like every Democratic senator is running for President in 2020. Between Franken roasting DeVos on growth, Booker breaking precedent to testify against Sessions, and now Bennet it seems like we’ll have a crowded primary field in 2020.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

It’s literally the start of the pledge “On my honor, I will try to serve god and my country...something something something.” Best part is my brain can only read it in short choppy 8 year olds reciting something.