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I’m not a doctor, but the reasons it was prescribed (irregular electrocardiogram results and a family history of heart issues and diabetes) don’t necessarily go away (the latter doesn’t, the former may resolve).

Or they could acknowledge that the athletes are adults capable of making their own decisions and offer them this service if they do choose to play in the games.

That’s what they want you to think.

This is smart and something governments should offer to do for free for anyone going to Rio to represent their country.

I have a friend who whenever she takes her kid to a crowded place takes a quick snapshot of him in case he runs off (or gets kidnapped). I think it’s insane but at the same time it’s really not because I’m in your boat — unless I had to force them into a nice outfit, I have no idea what clothes are on any of my

20 days from now they’re gonna look duuuuumb.

Got I hope that’s a temporary tat.

I have a lot of questions on statistics here. I wish there was a more streamlined way to look it all up.

This is why I’m not a lawyer. Thanks for the clarification!

Thank you. That’s definitely the stat I think is most important here. I would have no idea where to start looking at today’s equivalent but that’s a start.

Does it say what the average jail time is when looking specifically at people convicted? Since the vast majority of rapists aren’t even tried, of course any time in jail will be more than most of them. I’m interested in how his case fits in the context of other people found guilty.

Ideally after the tweet had been picked up elsewhere. The fumbling around when trying to explain why they are backtracking an objectively good change that people were lauding them for would be beautiful to see.

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

Not the greatest work product of my life, but we had a cute little banter going.

I heard she’s also sleeps with a giant body pillow shaped like Hitler.

Dismissing shit is a pretty cowardly way out — almost...Trump like. :)

He dismissed some of my finest work in this thread GODDAMMIT