Don’t be ridiculous, dragons aren’t real. She’s Pennywise in disguise.

Also Ferguson shoving Krakowski/Eponine away. I was a goner (gone-er?)

Ah, maybe that's why I didn't get the gig. Guess I can't blame this one on her after all.

Ha thanks. The meeting I'm in right now is very boring, this is much more entertaining.

You know, people knock that idea a lot but if I could get paid to comment on the internet I would do it in a fucking heart beat.

The last 3 minutes of this had me literally clasping my hands in joy.

Speaking of English skills though, let me help you out with the definition of “silent”:

Oh I could go all day.

Apologies. I thought you were saying that she could lay claim to those accomplishments. So you’re saying she was a small part in a larger government that allowed these things to happen, that it’s not actually her accomplishment. I get it now.

I know right? She doesn’t get her period anymore, why are they pretending she would be at all emotional about anything.

If the presidency falls through, that poster is setting her up for a great run in The Phantom of the Opera.

He brought her to national attention when she attended his wedding ipso facto he broke this one too.

I hate being gray on the Slot but it’s not without its advantages.

Wait now I’m confused. Your first comment suggests that she is responsible for destroying Libya and allowing ISIS to flourish. But you also think she has accomplished nothing on her own. Which comment do I believe, the first or the second?

Nope. I read it and absorbed it and judge her as a person for doing it.

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?”

I would possibly see that if they weren’t her neighbors and doormen saying it. These people probably see her almost daily, it would be super creepy if every time they stared intently at her face to size her up (it is creepy even if you see them once, but more so if it’s someone you see on the reg). You get acclimated…

Yes, she also brought down the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Excellent and entirely relevant point.

Right? Wearing makeup and looking pretty is basically part of her job description, they think she can’t put on some discretely applied concealer?