And remind me I hadn't popped in 2 days and really need a stool softener. Then I'd get diarrhea in the school cafeteria and insist on moving to Alaska.

I also read way too many of those seventeen/YM mag embarrassing stories as a kid. I haven’t had my period in 3 years but I know it would pop up the second I put those pants on.

I think that’s about total assets versus income made over the course of the marriage. But I might have made that up.

I highly doubt that their moving to a struggling neighborhood would improve it for the better. That lady is delusional.

Well when you put it that way it doesn’t make much sense, does it

VERY. I definitely thought this was a safe joke too given that not only is the movie a quarter century old but the fact that they drive off the cliff is about as iconic as movie moments get. It’s like being mad if someone says “Luke I am your father.”

hahahahaha that’s amazing.

I was joking, because that’s a persistent thing people complain about on Jezebel (and io9 and gawker and the rest of the internet). You can relax.

Jesus Bobby, spoiler much? Right in the headline too, smdh.

If this had happened to me, it wouldn’t be posted in the comedy section, it would be under crime because I surely would have killed him when I saw him holding out the pepper.

(I know that’s why it would be awesome. Either straight up steal the name or one up it on the biblical scale)

Saint. Please let it be Saint. Or Lord would work too.

What you're talking about is more relevant to high rates of obesity than ADD. Kids need to get out more but it has nothing to do with this.

. I am not disagreeing, I just interpreted your “essentially living on hunting grounds” differently. I wouldn’t say living 60 miles away qualified but apparently you do. Nbd, have a good night

I live in NYC so hunting isn’t applicable, but there are many areas of the US where people live in relatively close proximity to legal hunting grounds. A hunting license can run you roughly $20-100 a season depending where you are. That all adds up to being far cheaper than regularly buying meat for a family in a…

I agree with everything up until the last bit. Meat is expensive. Some people genuinely can’t afford to feed their families and hunt for food. It’s hard for me to suggest denying them that as someone who has easy access to supermarkets that sell meat and has the money to buy it.

Ha thanks, I looked at a financials document and everything - thank god for public records.

By comparison, the metropolitan museum of art (the second largest art museum in the world, host to over 6 million visitors a year, and over 2 million pieces of art dating back centuries) has annual operating costs of $250 million. The Guggenheim, host to 1 million visitors, has an annual cost of $54 millio and is…

No, I agree. I think she knew he'd think she was being a sensitive lady and she was just shutting it down and putting it on another level. That's my point - OG samsa would not have done that.

well then: