Take my jet aaaahhhhwayyyyy

Outttttttttttt sourceeeeeeeee to the private zone! 

...an oil change and new oil filter, an inspection, and six new spark plugs, totaling $786

Bang! from way downtown!

Debilitating disease can’t stop Dan Patrick, it can only hope to contain him.

I thought one way to increase sales was to lower prices? If cars were less expensive couldn’t more people buy them? IDK I am not an well paid economist.

 My dad is a tv repair man, he’s got this ultimate set of tools, i can fix it

“Unfollowing the team on social media makes you a bad teammate," says man who broke his teammate's jaw in a fistfight at practice.

where ((((those qualities)))) seem to be looked down on

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro

yes it’s in the algorithm 

throw coach Pete Carroll

The scouts’ first idea to “throw coach Pete Carroll off a bit” was to have Metcalf tell him that jet fuel can melt steel beams.

really kicking myself for not working “Infinity War” into that headline

do you know how fucking hard it is to walk Scott Kingery OR Amed Rosario

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

DAMN STRAIGHT

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

Thank you. Thank you. Now, what about percentage of site visitors who stopped reading COTD once $kay retired . . .

Just like Tesla cars are built with government subsidies and sold to the uber rich, this tunnel scheme is a private road for the uber rich, built with government subsidies. This never was a plan for public transit, just like self driving cars are for people who hate automobiles, hate travel, and hate driving, and just…